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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Announces National Initiative To Replace All Hospital IV Drips With Raw Milk
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially declared war on "liquid chemicals," ordering all U.S. hospitals to swap standard IV saline for unpasteurized,...
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Richmond, VA – There are some unconfirmed reports of a grandmother bringing her grandson back from the dead with a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese....
