US – With the election nearing quickly, former Vice President Joe Biden is increasingly getting worried about his presidential debate with President Donald Trump. His concerns are that Trump will make it difficult to debate against him because of how uncomfortable the environment will be when speaking in front of millions of viewers.
Biden has submitted a formal request for his Vice President pick, Kamala Harris, to take his place in the debate.
“This debate is going to be very very hard. So, I, I feel she’s going to turn the tides of the debate. I can feel it. After all, she’s an independent strong black woman who can stand up for anything. And she’ll put you in jail if you look at her the wrong way. I like that. She’s really strong.” Biden said at a press conference. “She smells nice too.”
Following the debate in July 2019, as formal rivals democratic candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris contest, Bernie Sanders watched in glee and mirth as Harris wiped Biden on the floor.
In recent years, men have been interrupting most of the women in debates. In part, last years debate had Kamala cutting through the noise when democratic candidates went off track and spoke over each other.
“It’s what you do to squabbling children,” Kamala said. “They were talking nonsense and kept interrupting me. I promise you, if President Donald Trump interrupts me once, he’s going to have a tough time.”
If the request is approved, expert analysts believe that with the statistics of a 15 in 15 chance President Trump will interrupt Kamala Harris, she will turn President Trump upside-down and mop the floor with his head.
Update: We apologize for the error as Trash Panda strikes again. The original article stated Elizabeth Warren and has been corrected to Bernie Sanders.
