Drones
Pentagon Cuts 20% of Generals, Hands Their Parking Spots to Drones
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Autonomous Warfare Command gets the reserved...
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Executive Order
Social Security Phone Robot Upgraded to ‘Super Intelligence,’ Still Can’t Understand ‘Representative’
By executive order, the Social Security phone robot is now...
Politics
New Attorney General Bills Country $600 An Hour, Cites “Longtime Client Relationship”
Newly confirmed Attorney General Todd Blanche sent his first invoice...
America 250
Government Rebrands 250th Anniversary As ‘America 2.0: The Subscription Model’
The U.S. Semiquincentennial Commission announces a shift to a subscription-based...
2026 Midterms
DNC To Counter 250th Anniversary With “America: The Reboot” Featuring More Diverse Founding Fathers
The DNC announced a boycott of the U.S. 250th anniversary,...
Department of Justice
Pam Bondi Announces All Legal Briefs Will Now Be Written In NASDAQ Tickers
Attorney General Pam Bondi establishes a new legal standard where...
bureaucracy
The “I’m Just So American, Please Ignore Me” Playbook: 10 Ways to Avoid ICE
A leaked DHS briefing suggests federal enforcement is being neutralized...
Politics
Greenland Prime Minister Asks Trump If He Can Buy Florida Instead
Greenlandic officials have countered President Trump’s attempt to buy their...
holiday
Trump Celebrates MLK Day By Moving National Park Free Admission To His Own Birthday
President Trump has moved the traditional free admission days for...
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Trump Announces Plan To Purchase Greenland Using Only Kohl’s Cash
President Trump pivots from tariffs to "aggressive retail incentives," offering...
