Department of Justice
Pam Bondi Announces All Legal Briefs Will Now Be Written In NASDAQ Tickers
Attorney General Pam Bondi establishes a new legal standard where...
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Black History Month
Google Maps Adds ‘MLK Jr. Blvd Bypass’ To Help Drivers Find Faster Route To The 1950s
Google Maps introduces the “Civil Rights Bypass,” a new navigation...
corporate absurdity
Tech Giant Achieves 100% Recycling Rate by Instantly Crushing All New Products
Apex Technologies achieved a perfect recycling rate for its smart...
News
Local Homeowners Fined For Failing To Provide “Adequate Lawn Seating” For Paralyzed Iguanas
Sanford mandates high-visibility winter gear for invasive iguanas after record...
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Efficiency Breakthrough: Delta Replaces 75% of Pilots with Single iPad Running Excel
Delta cut costs by replacing highly trained flight crews with...
Carbon Credits
Taylor Swift Implements ‘Thought Tax’ to Offset Fan Anxiety Over Her Private Jet Emissions
Pop star Taylor Swift introduces a new carbon offset program...
ai
Google Unveils New AI Layoff Bot, Claims It’s More ‘Emotionally Intelligent’ Than HR Staff
Google’s new R.A.D. system handles mass layoffs, sparing human HR...
bureaucracy
The “I’m Just So American, Please Ignore Me” Playbook: 10 Ways to Avoid ICE
A leaked DHS briefing suggests federal enforcement is being neutralized...
BigPharma
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Announces National Initiative To Replace All Hospital IV Drips With Raw Milk
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially declared war...
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Grandma’s Wiener Dog Is Actually a Mobile Speed Camera, Authorities Reveal
BOSTON, MA — City officials have finally ended speculation regarding...
