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NASA Confirms the Moon is Just ‘Really Far Away’ After BillionDollar Study
SpaceX had announced plans to test a new rocket system...
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Zelenskyy Asks U.S. for $20 Billion to Find Out Where the Last $100 Billion Went
“We also suspect some of it might have been spent...
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Congress Approves $500 Million to Study Why Congress Never Gets Anything Done
Washington, D.C. — In a historic moment of self-awareness, Congress...
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Elon Musk Announces Twitter Users Can Now Pay $500 a Month to Make Him Laugh
Silicon Valley — As Twitter’s financial future teeters on the...
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Eagles Celebrate Super Bowl Win with Limited-Edition ‘Victory Steaks’ Featuring Chiefs’ Tears
The Philadelphia Eagles have found a delicious way to honor...
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Congress Accidentally Bans Itself While Trying to Ban Everything Else
Congress managed to accidentally ban itself while attempting to pass...
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Hailey Bieber’s Cryptic Post Sparks Worldwide Panic; Self-Help Gurus Declare National Emergency
LOS ANGELES, CA — Chaos erupted across social media this...
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MegaCon Leaves Local Hotels with Lowest Water Bills of the Year as Cosplayers Stick to Tradition
Following this year’s highly anticipated MegaCon, local hotels have reported...
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U.S. Congress Introduces New Bill to Ban Eggs Since They’re the Only Thing Americans Can Afford
The bill, informally dubbed the “Fair Pricing for Breakfast Act,”...
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PlayStation Network Outage Leaves Gamers Rediscovering Outdoors; Rediscovers Touching Grass
World – In a shocking twist of fate, the PlayStation...
