invisible
Politician Promises Transparency, Immediately Becomes Invisible
“I’m committed to transparency like never before,” were the last...
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coalition
Breaking News: Politicians Agree to Disagree on Everything, Form New ‘Indecision Party’
“We realized that we’re really good at two things: arguing...
football
NFL Week 1: Fans Prepare for Another Season of Yelling at TV Screens
“I’ve been practicing my yelling all offseason,” said Tom, a...
crabs
Man’s Quest to “Quickly Check Email” Leads to 4-Hour Deep Dive into Obscure Wikipedia Articles
“Honestly, it’s all a blur,” he mused, his tone drier...
car
Man Crushed to Death by Enchanted Large Crowd After Successfully Parallel Parking
In the wake of this tragic event, experts are urging...
flushing meadows
US Open Tennis: Players Sweat, Grunt, and Occasionally Hit the Ball
Commentators are having a field day trying to keep up...
argue
Local Man’s Plan to “Quickly Organize Garage” Results in 8-Hour Debate Over Shelf Placement
According to his wife, Laura Roberts, Dave started the day...
application
Personal Loan Rates So High, Banks Offering Free Oxygen Masks with Every Application
"We're confident that our customers will appreciate the added value,"...
toaster
Labor Day Sales: Shoppers Fight Over Discounted Toasters, World Peace Still Elusive
CHICAGO, IL – In a scene reminiscent of the gladiatorial...
coffee
Scientists Announce Breakthrough: Coffee Now Officially Recognized as a Food Group
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Scientists and baristas are scratching their heads...
