bureaucracy
National Weather Service Adds ‘Spite’ As Official Precipitation Type
WASHINGTON — The National Weather Service announced Monday that “spite”...
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Budget Cuts
Government Shutdown Forces TSA To Replace High-Tech Scanners With Magic 8 Balls
The address was held during a partial government shutdown surrounding...
Burbank
Burbank PD Reminds Citizens That ‘Being Too Hot’ Is Not A Valid Reason To Call 911
Burbank police are begging the public to stop calling 911...
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Local Homeowners Fined For Failing To Provide “Adequate Lawn Seating” For Paralyzed Iguanas
Sanford mandates high-visibility winter gear for invasive iguanas after record...
bait
ICE Denies Using 5-Year-Old As ‘Bait,’ Claims He Was Just Running A Very Slow Decoy Operation
The Department of Homeland Security issued a formal statement today...
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Texas HOA Fines Resident $200 for Lawn Being “Too Green”
Neighbors agree the lawn stands out. “It’s like looking at...
houston
NASA Confirms the Moon is Just ‘Really Far Away’ After BillionDollar Study
SpaceX had announced plans to test a new rocket system...
biden
US Economy Grows at Fastest Pace in Nearly Two Years Thanks to Biden’s Brilliant Plan of Printing More Money
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The US economy grew at its fastest pace in...
biden
Biden Mistakes Striking Autoworkers for Climate Activists, Promises to Ban Cars
Detroit, MI – When President Joe Biden visited the United...
fain
UAW President Calls On 38 More Plants to Join Strike, Says He Needs More Money to Buy a New Yacht
Detroit, MI—In a plot twist that would make even the...
