crabs
Man’s Quest to “Quickly Check Email” Leads to 4-Hour Deep Dive into Obscure Wikipedia Articles
“Honestly, it’s all a blur,” he mused, his tone drier...
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argue
Local Man’s Plan to “Quickly Organize Garage” Results in 8-Hour Debate Over Shelf Placement
According to his wife, Laura Roberts, Dave started the day...
job
Man has been “Quiet Quitting” his Job for 40 Years
Atlanta, GA – Samuel Escargot, 64, who has worked for...
florida
Man Identifies as Lawn-American. Declares Lawnmower as Part of Identity.
Orlando, Fl – Resident Ted Johnson has revealed that his...
biological
Man With 57 Cats Finds Out He Is Not the Biological Father
Daytona Beach, FL – A man recently had some DNA...
#crocs
Sexual Harassment Complaints at an All Time Low as Select Companies Adopt Crocs as Required Footwear, Study Shows
Detroit, MI – A new study for a select few...
#bmw
New BMW Owner Discovers Turn Signals For the First Time
Orlando, FL – Owning a new car may be a...
