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Florida Man Fights Roomba in Walmart, Demands Trial by Combat for Refund
ORLANDO, FL — Walmart employees were left baffled this week...
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U.S. Congress Introduces New Bill to Ban Eggs Since They’re the Only Thing Americans Can Afford
The bill, informally dubbed the “Fair Pricing for Breakfast Act,”...
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Man’s Quest to “Quickly Check Email” Leads to 4-Hour Deep Dive into Obscure Wikipedia Articles
“Honestly, it’s all a blur,” he mused, his tone drier...
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Man Crushed to Death by Enchanted Large Crowd After Successfully Parallel Parking
In the wake of this tragic event, experts are urging...
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Local Man’s Plan to “Quickly Organize Garage” Results in 8-Hour Debate Over Shelf Placement
According to his wife, Laura Roberts, Dave started the day...
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Labor Day Sales: Shoppers Fight Over Discounted Toasters, World Peace Still Elusive
CHICAGO, IL – In a scene reminiscent of the gladiatorial...
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Scientists Announce Breakthrough: Coffee Now Officially Recognized as a Food Group
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Scientists and baristas are scratching their heads...
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Thousands Discover Foolproof Wealth Strategy: Beg Billionaires for Spare Change
US – In a groundbreaking revelation that is sending shockwaves...
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Orlando Drivers are Mad Max, Still Arrive to Work Late
Orlando, FL – Particularly on the notorious Interstate 4 (I-4),...
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Study: Not Returning Shopping Carts Leads to Anti-Social Behavior
US – In a new study from the Institute of...
